Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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