I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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