No stitches, just platelets and will power
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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