Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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