Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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