She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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