Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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