at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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