I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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