it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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