Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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