I'm really into asian looking animals
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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