Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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