I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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