her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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