i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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