You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
