this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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