I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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