yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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