so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
