I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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