a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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