i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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