Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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