Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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