I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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