all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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