Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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