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just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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