I must be too annoying 4 u.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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