so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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