I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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