just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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