Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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