She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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