Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The adults are the big ones right?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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