Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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