You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
you had me at cake vodka
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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