what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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