Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Never joke about your clitoris.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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