Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
NoShamevember. You game?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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