1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize