You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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