I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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