Rock
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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