You're so nebulous sometimes
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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