so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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