I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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