Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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