whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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