That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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