He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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