I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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